Льодовиковий період: Зіткнення неминуче

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Втомлений і безпорадний четвертий сіквел «Льодовикового періоду», в якому майже немає захоплюючих сцен і вдалих жартів.

Льодовиковий період: Зіткнення неминуче (2016) / Ice Age: Collision Course

Режисери: Майк Турмайер, Гэйлен Т. Чу
У ролях: Саймон Пегг, Адам Дівайн, Дженніфер Лопез, Меліса Рауш, Стефані Беатріз

Чергові витівки Скрета призводять до бомбардування Землі метеоритами. Якщо катастрофа продовжиться, все живе на планеті може загинути. Усвідомивши небезпеку, мамонт Менні і його рідні і друзі спрямовуються до того місця, куди колись впав метеорит, що знищив динозаврів. Вони сподіваються, що зможуть визначити, що притягує небесні тіла до Землі, і відвести від планети загрозу.

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Коли намагаєшся уявити аніматорів студії Blue Sky, які намалювали п’яту серію «Льодовикового періоду», на думку приходить замальовка з античних часів. Середземне море, мертвий штиль, галера з виснаженими веслярами… Навіть наглядачі так втомилися, що ледь орудують бичами. Лише двожильний барабанщик бадьоро відбиває ритм і кричить: «Гребіть, братці, гребіть! Господар відправить нас в мідні копальні, якщо ми не доставимо вино для тріумфу Цезаря!»

Похмуро? Ще б! Але уявляти муки римських рабів приємніше (і дешевше), ніж страждати на сеансі «Зіткнення». Blue Sky так виразно втомилася від циклу, який в минулому десятилітті підніс її на олімп американської анімації, що її відраза до мамонтів, шаблезубих тигрів, гігантських лінивців та інших доісторичних тварин захльостує екран і затоплює глядацький зал. Якщо в попередніх серіях можна було розгледіти спалахи натхнення, то в «Зіткненні» ви почуєте лише відчай чеховського Ваньки: «Милий дідусь, забери мене звідси».

Щоб визначити художню слабкість мультфільму, не потрібно вдаватися в тонкі деталі. Досить зауважити, що в «Зіткненні» близько 20 головних героїв, як добре знайомих, так і нових. Підкреслимо – головних героїв, а не епізодників, які кілька разів вистрибують з масовки. «Сім’я» Менні за п’ять серій настільки розрослася, що стала сценарно непідйомною. Поки мультфільм дає слово старим героям і представляє новачків, проходить більше години, і «Зіткненню» доводиться відразу переходити до кульмінації, минаючи головний для такого кіно етап спільних пригод. Пам’ятаєте, скільки всього пережили головні герої в першому «Льодовиковому періоді»? Навіть у четвертій серії було чимало драматичних подій. У «Зіткненні» головне «пригода» героїв – затаскивание каміння на гору (не будемо спойлерити, навіщо це потрібно тваринам). Ясно, що автори мультфільму ототожнюють себе із Сізіфом, але все-таки треба було запропонувати глядачам що-небудь більш цікаве…

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Втім, якщо пропонувати цікаве, то фільм, не приведи господи, стане хітом, і доведеться малювати шосту серію. Так що «Зіткнення» робить все можливе, щоб публіку не привабити, а відвадити. Якщо про багато другосортних мультфільмів кажуть, що батькам там ловити нічого, а ось для дітей дещо є, то «Зіткнення» цілком присвячено «дорослим» темам на зразок переживань батька нареченої (дочка Менні знайшла залицяльника і виходить заміж), страждань самотнього холостяка (Сід ніяк не може знайти пару) і висміювання прихильників йоги. Причому тут не скажеш, що це мультфільм для сімей з 30-річними дітьми і 60-літніми батьками, оскільки стрічка подає дорослі проблеми в примітивному ключі, який для глядачів віком не підходить. Так що дітей стрічка не зацікавить, а дорослих – образить.

Ніякого не порадує і гумор мультфільму. У ньому є всього дві вдалі, сцени, що викликають сміх – друга сцена зі Скретом і перша сцена з Баком, однооким героєм третього «Льодовикового періоду», який в «Зіткненні» виявляється знавцем астрономії і фактичним вождем героїв. Інші жарти мультфільму маленькі глядачі зустрічають гробовим мовчанням. Не тішить навіть Скрет, який завжди був талісманом циклу і надійним джерелом гегів. Можливо, американці над «Зіткненням» сміються частіше, але в російській версії кілька приколів загубилися, оскільки вони були занадто тісно пов’язані з американською поп-культурою і англійською мовою.

Ледниковый период: Столкновение неизбежно (2016) | Космическая Скратастрофа (мультфильм)


Загалом, якщо у вас є зайві гроші, не витрачайте їх на квитки на «Зіткнення». Купіть краще дітям смачне морозиво і погуляйте в парку. Ви куди краще проведете час, ніж у товаристві тигрів і мамонтів.

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